2. A lifetime of happiness! No man alive could bear it: it would be hell on earth.
3. Happiness is like a butterfly, the more you chase the more you ….
4. All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy and Jill a rich widow.
5. Do you realize if it weren't for Edison we'd be watching TV by candlelight?
6. I have enough money to last me the rest of my life, unless I buy something.
7. So much of what we call management consists in making it difficult for people to work.
8. Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it whether it exists or not, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedy. - Ernest Benn
9. If we don't change direction soon, we'll end up where we're going. - Professor Irwin Corey
10. Nothing can be so amusingly arrogant as a young man who has just discovered an old idea and thinks it is his own. - Sidney J. Harris
11. Perfection is always a chase.
12. wise man can see more from the bottom of a well than a fool can from a mountain top
13. If the Phone Doesn't Ring, It's Me
14. Better to be silent than talking non-sense
15. We don't know a millionth of one percent about anything.
- Thomas A. Edison
16. You can discover what your enemy fears most by observing the means he uses to frighten you.
- Eric Hoffer
17. Millions long for immortality who don't know what to do with themselves on a rainy Sunday afternoon.
- Susan Ertz
18. You probably wouldn't worry about what people think of you if you could know how seldom they do.
- Olin Miller
19. The easiest kind of relationship for me is with ten thousand people. The hardest is with one.
20. A man can be happy with any woman as long as he does not love her.
21. It is always the best policy to speak the truth--unless, of course, you are an exceptionally good liar.
22. Many a man who falls in love with a dimple make the mistake of marrying the whole girl
23. Where we have strong emotions, we're liable to fool ourselves.
24. The key to being a good manager is keeping the people who hate me away from those who are still undecided.
25. The things we know best are the things we have never been taught.
26. In the land of the blind, the one-eyed man is stoned to death.
27. Originality is the fine art of remembering what you hear but forgetting where you heard it.
28. Murphey's Law - When something can go wrong, it will.
29. The only people who find what they are looking for in life are the fault finders. - Foster's Law
30. Finance is the art of passing money from hand to hand until it finally disappears.
31. A couple of hours in laboratory can save couple of months in library.
32. A strong conviction that something must be done is the parent of many bad measures.
33. Television is for appearing on - not for looking at.
34. What I look forward to is continued immaturity followed by death.
35. One's real life is often the life that one does not lead.
36) Some have been thought brave because they were afraid to run away.
37) A lot of people like snow. I find it to be an unnecessary freezing of water.
38) If you cannot convince them, confuse them. - Harry S Truman
39) The best minds are not in government. If any were, business would hire them away. - Ronald Reagan
40) There are many who dare not kill themselves for fear of what the neighbors will say. - Cyril Connolly
41) There's a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot. - Steven Wright
42) But the fact that some geniuses were laughed at does not imply that all who are laughed at are geniuses. They laughed at Columbus, they laughed at Fulton, they laughed at the Wright brothers. But they also laughed at Bozo the Clown. - Carl Sagan
43) What we call 'Progress' is the exchange of one nuisance for another nuisance.
44) Character is what you have left when you've lost everything you can lose.
45) The greatest pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do.
46) There is only one difference between a madman and me. I am not mad.
47) The easiest way for your children to learn about money is for you not to have any. - Katharine Whitehorn
48) I phoned my dad to tell him I had stopped smoking. He called me a quitter. - Steven Pearl
49) The reasonable man adapts himself to the world; the unreasonable one persists in trying to adapt the world to himself. Therefore all progress depends on the unreasonable man. - George Bernard Shaw
50) An adventure is only an inconvenience rightly considered. An inconvenience is an adventure wrongly considered.
51) Adam Smith said the group does its best when each individual does his best. Incomplete - The group does its best when each individual does best for himself as well as for the group.
52) Life is a treadmill. It runs at the same pace but in the opposite direction - Sasmit
53) Friends may come and go, but enemies accumulate.
54) The trouble with being punctual is that nobody's there to appreciate it.
55) Repeat the doze till the patient dies.
56) I am running fast to stand still.
57) Honesty may be the best policy, but it's important to remember that apparently, by elimination, dishonesty is the second-best policy.
58) When people are free to do as they please, they usually imitate each other.
59) No man needs a vacation so much as the man who has just had one.
60) First secure an independent income, then practice virtue.
61) If the internal change is less than the external change, then the end is in sight.
62) There's no present. There's only the immediate future and the recent past.63) Derivatives are like a race cars, part of the performance comes from the machine and part from the experience and capability of the driver.
64) Of late, each time a market participant suffers a large, newsworthy loss, the term 'derivatives' is used as if it were an explanation.
65) Derivatives are like electricity, dangerous if mishandled, but bearing the potential to do good.
66) When everyone is against you, it means that you are absolutely wrong-- or absolutely right.
67) What we anticipate seldom occurs; what we least expected generally happens.
68) Public speaking is the art of diluting a two-minute idea with a two-hour vocabulary.
69) The true measure of a man is how he treats someone who can do him absolutely no good. - Samuel Johnson
70) There is nothing new under the sun but there are lots of old things we don't know. - Ambrose Bierce
71) Until you've lost your reputation, you never realize what a burden it was. - Margaret Mitchell
72) There are many who dare not kill themselves for fear of what the neighbors will say. - Cyril Connolly
73) Talk sense to a fool and he calls you foolish. - Euripides
74) Look for the ridiculous in everything and you will find it.
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